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Bowser Journal!!!
BOWSER JOURNAL!!!
In which Bowser (Himself) licks his pencil and chronicles his world. Sometimes he even borrows Bowser mom's camera, and has to figure out how to get it de-slobbered before she finds out!
BOWSER PHILOSOPHER!!!
Sometime, him think, it very very GOOD sit, watch!! Whole world very interest to guy like Bowser (Himself). For example, here Ajax:
Him telepathic-read life of Karl Marx!!! Bowser think, oh this very very bore, maybe him just do little picture-take, pretend him listen! Ajax go, on on on on on Karl Marx this, Karl Marx that, et-ce-ter-a et-ce-ter-a et-cet-er-a
et-cet-er-a-ad-nau-se-UM!!!
Oh, Bowser think! This VERY good, now maybe him shut up little bit!
Have sneak round, make sure Ajax really sleep!
Him think, this maybe FAKE-sleep!!! Fake-sleep very admirable trait in man best friend! Sometime get hear lots lots GOOD GOSSIP when fake-sleep! Also maybe find out what GET FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
Oh dear! This definite NOT fake-sleep!
Nice quiet, though!
One thing him not really understand. How guy Karl Marx and get great big book write about him. Guy like Bowser marks, get yell at and boot outside???
The end
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