being the very exciting
web log of Bowser (Himself)
BowSer HoMe!!!
One day, Bowser mom get letter. Letter say, Dear Nice Lady, you write us, say, Want short boy. Want old guy nobody else want. If this true, HAVE WE GOT A GUY FOR YOU!!
Also send very nice picture:
Himself
Letter say, this very nice boy name BOWSER. Him nine years old, spend whole life in puppy mill. When him get old, puppy mill owner take him to shelter! Now him RESCUE! Him have little bit teeth operation, little bit other PART operation. Say, him need good home. Him not housebroke, but him very sweet and maybe little bit goofy.
Bowser mom not have think long at all! She say, Ajax, you want big brother? She say, Ethel, you want goofy old guy nobody else want? She say, Onion, can you handle ONE MORE DOG?
Then, she say, Bowser dad, one more bowl?
Whole family say YES YES YES!!!
Only problem, Bowser in Missouri, Bowser new family in MAINE!
Oh dear.
You want say Hello Bowser???
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