WELCOME MosT Fabulous Bowser
Dear All Bowser friend, Guess what? Today Bowser find out it not true about hotdog tree. That just Ethel try play big trick on him. But everybody know Bowser no fool --at least not more two, maybe three days!!!
But still, him think it pretty good idea!!!
Him just like say, this hotdog tree thing begin seem little bit suspicious!
also little bit bore . . .
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new calendar project!
This one Bowser NOT plan be on!!!
still waiting . . .
Dear all Bowser friend, guess what?
At Bowser house, everything FALL now, all leaf fall, all flower in garden fall,Everything turn bright color, FALL!!!
Ethel say, look, Squidlips, there's a hotdog tree!
Where? say Bowser Him not ever seen hotdog tree before, but sound like very very good idea!!!
Right over there -- Look!
Oh dear, say Bowser, that very very best thing yet. You mean, Bowser, Ajax, Ethel Rainy just have sit, wait HOTDOG fall???
Yes indeed, Ethel say -- but I think I'll go inside and wait, and you can tell me when they start, okay?
Oh-Seven-Three-Oh??? OH DEAR!!!!
Somebody, name begin B-O-W-S-E-R, been very lazy boy!!!
Him just like say hello, thank all Bowser friend who email him say, Howdy Bowz.
Guess what??? Everybody have go-vet, get heartworm check. Guess who fattest girl ever?
Better not be me you're talking about, Squid-lips, say Ethel.
Bowser say, why, Ethel, who share very-nice-du-plex-con-do-min-i-um-hole-under-yew-bush with Bowser (Himself), you KNOW Bowser never say anything bad about such sweet and generous sister on very very hot day!
HERE the tubby evidence:
Jax yell HEY, maybe Rainy's not getting bigger, maybe her tail's just getting littler? But then again, maybe she just has delicate ankles, or then again -- maybe I'll have to study the situation a bit longer . . .
And that, Bowser just like say, the news from Maine!
Bowser just like say hello and thank-you for very nice email letter from Sam B. Sad, Boudreaux, Buddy, foster Millie and foodslave Cathi!!! Some days it very very excite hear from friends. Ethel say, they're probably from NASA, Squidlips -- just trying to butter you up!
Well, him not know anything bout THAT, but sometime Ajax make whole dish-butter jump right off sideboard -- MMMMmmmmm GOOD!!!
oh dear is RIGHT! Look how long Bowser been gone!!!
You forgive Him? Please? Pretty pretty please???
Not much happen Bowser House. Everybody have be very very quiet because Ajax STUDY for him mail order Junior Philosopher diploma! Every day Jax study study study, you want pho-to-graph-ic-proof
Guess what else happen Bowser house? SPRING!
Spring very very good for a boy like Bowser, make him like go outside, run, jump, play who-can-dig-big-gest-hole game! This always very tricky, because whoever get caught get in big trouble with Bowser mom!!!
Bowser like dig little bit hole, say "Ethel, you think this good hole?"
Then Ethel come, get in hole, say "You NIT WIT, this isn't half as big as it could be -- LOOK, you gotta dig it out here, and it's only about big enough for a rabbit on this side, and
Than Bowz go MOOF MOOF MOOF you so right Ethel you so right!
Jax go ROO ROO ROO, Ethel is the smartest, Ethel is the smartest!!!
Then Bowser mom hear Bowser go moof, Jax go roo, come outside say: ETHEL MAY, STOP DIGGING!!!! CAN'T I TRUST YOU FOR ONE MINUTE???
Him just like say, Oh boy!
ohtwoohtwo??? OH DEAR!!!
Dear all Bowser Friend
What all this bout Groun-dog day???
Him thing Groun-BEEFS pretty good, but Groun-dog???
Him have remember first thing morning, count every dog Bowser house, make sure no Groun-DOG!
Guess what? Lots lots snow Bowser house now! It very very fun go outside run run run, jump, play in snow. You want pho-to-graph-PROOF?
Guess what else? Yesterday, maybe last week, Bowser do creepiest thing ever!!! Him get in Bowser dad car. Ajax get in, Ethel get in, Rainy get in, everybody go beach. Well THAT not creepy, that very very fun! But on way home, Bowser dad drive car inside very big scare-Bowser-half- death-shower-car-house!!!! OH DEARR!!! LOOK OUT JAX, HERE COME LOTS LOTS SOAPWATER HERE COME GREAT BIG BRUSH!!! DUCK ETHEL, BUS-KETTI ATTACK!!! BUS-KETTI ALL OVER TOP OF CAR!!! Then come great big roll thing right into front car OOOOOHHHHH DEEEEAAARRR!!!!!!
When everybody get home, Bowser dad say, Guess who is NEVER going through the carwash again??? Look Bowser. Then everybody look Bowser, too.
Good thing very brave Bowser SAVE EVERYBODY, right?
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Hey everybody, It's AJAX!!! Click here to see my new movie!
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Dear all Bowser Friend, Happy New Year!!! Bowser little bit late, and very sorry. But, GUESS WHAT??? Him get most creepy, most confuse postcard, and have hide under bed for long long time!!! Ethel say, it prolly never be safe come out again, but if Bowser give Ethel all him breakfast every day forEVER, then she protect him!!!
Him just like say, it very very bore under bed, also little bit hungry!
You want see Bowser most creepiest card ever? You know what this all bout? Please help Bowser get out from under bed!!!
Introduce all-new-super-power-GOOSE-JUICE BOWSER!!!
Dear all Bowser Friend, Bowser just like say HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!! Because it Christmas, Bowser, Ajax, Ethel, Rainy, and Bowser cousin Tripod all get very special breakfast!!!
First, have go outside play long long time in sun. Maybe have little nap on porch, wait very special breakfast get COOKED!!! Bowser dad put great big goose in oven, cook cook cook, till it just right! Then Bowser mom take very special GOOSE JUICE, make Bowser breakfast!!!
OOOOOO him think goose juice most delicate, most divine thing for a boy. Him like have very nice goose juice every single day!!! Cept it maybe take too long to cook!
Now Bowser MOOF louder, JUMP higher, and by tomorrow, him KNOW him be able fly!!!
Dear all Bowser friend, guess what??? Today Christmas EVE!!! That mean, Bowser have remember not wear him sock to bed, but leave in live room, Santa fill up!!!
Ethel say, hope you like coal, mermaid butt.
Oh dear! COAL? Sometimes him get coal say outside too long, or Bowser mom hog blanket at night. Him feet get coal enough, walk around in snow! Him not want Santa fill up him sock with coal!
Guess what else??? Bowser mom come home tonight say, look Bowz, show Bowser very nice card and check for lots lots money! Bowser mom say, the people who work with me every day wanted to give this check to Mid America Basset Rescue instead of giving me a Christmas present. Isn't that sweet?
Then Bowser start cry little bit. Think how good people in this world help all other basset hound find good home, like Bowser. Make him so happy him have go give Ethel little kiss!
Ethel say, Merry Christmas, Bowser!
Dear all Bowser Friend, GUESS WHAT???
Today secret code onetwoonetwo, yesterday secret code onetwooneone, and Bowser FORGET write in Bowser Blog!!! BUT, Bowser find out who most elegant most important most special Gotcha Day onetwooneone is. it BOWSER Gotcha Day!!!
Now Bowser live at Bowser House for two years. Sometime him remember old life, live in little shack, be lowly stud, but now it all seem like very very very long ago dream!!! Everybody think maybe it very romantical be Mr Stud, but Bowser just like say it very very bore most of the time. Not nough breakfast, no supper, no Bowser Mom there fill up water dish if him accident flip it over.
This life very very much better. Use be, somebody come give Bowser breakfast, Bowser say, wait just minute, Bowser love you want show you how much!!! But nobody ever stop find out how much Bowser love them. Use be, Bowser have tooth-hurt, foot-hurt, it just go on on on. Now, Bowser have hurt, Bowser mom take him Bowser vet, get little bit oooh, aaahhh, little bit look in ear, listen Bowser belly with very creepy thing, then give Bowser BISCUIT!!!! That always make a boy like Bowser feel better!!!
Because it Bowser secret code onetwooneone Gotcha Day, him like ask all Bowser Friend help out all Junior Bowser. Mid-America Basset Rescue now have many many many many Junior Bowser need home. Lots lots old dog nobody want. This make Bowser very sad. Please go Mid-America
, maybe buy toy? Maybe get super-fantastic-most-fabulous-ever gruntgrunt MARMOT, or maybe you need T shirt, or Coffee-shirt???
Or maybe you like Bowser, don't really need much anything, but save up little bit allowance because you think it somebody Gotcha Day and it turn out be YOU!!! Then maybe you want send allowance, help Junior Bowser have good Christmas just like REAL Bowser!!!
Dear all Bowser Friend, today Bowser write in Bowser Blog TWO TIMES!!!
How him suppose do secret code, Ethel?
I think she's alseep, Bowz, Ajax say.
Oh, well maybe that good. Now Ethel asleep Bowser (himself) Ajax get talk about top secret gotcha-day plans!!! How much allowance you have save-up Ajax?
Ajax go look under pillow, then go look under other pillow, come back, clank clank clank clink.
Looks like I have three of these gold dollar things, six paper clips, seventeen acorns -- I think -- can you help me, Bowz!
Oh dear, Bowser not very good rithmatics! Him try, though. There some over here, some over there, then him take one, push over here with him nose, nother one over there with him paw -- him think that make six-hundred-seventy-four dollars, Ajax!
WOWEE, Bowz! We're rich! We can get whatever we want for the top-secret-gotcha day present, and maybe even get something for Mom, too!
WHAT ARE YOU TWO NIT-WITS DOING????
That, Bowser just like say, be Ethel . . .
Hi Eth, say Ajax, we're SHOPPING!
Bowser say, SHOPPING! and we have six-hundred-seventy-four-dollars!!!
Ethel walk over, look at big pile Bowser-Ajax LOOT, say,Trust me, Can-head, you've got about Six bucks and a bunch of junk. Nobody's going to sell you anything for that.
Oh dear. Bowser have think. Then him think little bit more. Then him think the right think!!! say, Bowser know who sell him something very nice for that.
Oh yeah? WHO?
Yeah Bowz, who? say Ajax
It TOP SECRET in-for-mation, say Bowser.
Maybe tomorrow, if Bowser feel like it, him let Ethel know!
Your secretive pal,
Dear all Bowser Friend,
Guess what Bowser get???
Not ton ton, up-to-Bowser-neck snow, but just little bit! Maybe size eight, ten roast beefs slice, lay out on ground --- MMMMM!!!
Some thing, him just like say, snow very good for!!! You have itch-toe? You have weak ankle, or maybe hot-burn-butt? You have in-fec-shun of RUDDER??? Then, snow feel very very good!
Personal, Bowser (himself) have none the above, him just have hard time SIT DOWN when snow on ground!!!
Dear All Bowser Friend, GUESS WHAT???? Tonight at Bowser House, it SNOW!!!
Everybody love snow. Go outside, have little go-pee, and have snow fall on him nose. Then go back inside, have Bowser mom wipe him off with special towel, then go get in Bowser mom bed, all nice warm, have nice sleep!
THIS THE LIFE!!!
Tomorrow, Bowser have get caught up on all Bowser-think. Have think bout who gotcha-day come up soon, also have think little bit more bout NASA.
Squid Lips, Ethel say, you need to quit THINKING and start WORRYING about the NASA thing!
Him ask and ask, and nobody tell him what NASA mean. Must be big secret! Like secret CODE!!! Tomorrow maybe him get Ajax try find out -- Ajax very very smart since him finish-up Junior Philosopher mail order course! Ajax even know how read DICTIONARY!!! And maybe tomorrow, after nice warm sleep, Bowser thinker think little bit better!
Dear all Bowser Friend, Him did it!!! onetwoohhfive!!! Today very very beautiful day at Bowser House. Lots lots sun, snd everybody go outside have little bit loll-in-sun time!!!
Bowser go round back of Bowser House, find Ethel, Rainy talk about BIG SECRET! They say Go away Bowser, this top secret conversation.
Bowser ask Ajax, you know what big secret Rainy Ethel talk bout, Jax?
Ajax say, no, but I heard something about a gotcha day.
Oh, this mean Bowser Ajax have start save-up allowance?
I think so, Bowz!!!
Who gotcha day come up, Ajax?
I'm not sure, Bowz, but I'll try to find out, okay?
Thank you, Ajax!
Bowser (himself) think it very very good have smart little brother! When him find out who gotcha day come up, him promise let all Bowser Friend know!!!
dear friends of Bowser, this is NOT Bowser, it is Ethel. I am going to help him out a little bit with his numbers today -- poor old guy, you know I might even miss him when he's gone.
Dear all Bowser Friend, guess what??? Somebody already put in secret code!!! That very very good. Sometime Bowser have trouble with rith-ma-tics.
Ethel say, I did it, Squidlips. I felt sorry for you. You might be a moron, but you sure are going to be lonely up there.
Oh dear, Bowser think, up WHERE?
Yeah, say Ajax, where's Bowz going, can I go too?
Well you know, Mermaid Butt, I was looking around your website stats the other day, and somebody from NASA's been there!
NASA???? Oh boy, VROOM VROOM VROOM drive Bowser mom car veryveryvery FAST round and round and round until Bowser WIN!!!
Bowz, I think that's nas-CAR, say Ajax. What's NASA, Ethel?
Ethel say, Jax, you don't wanna know. But we're going to miss him, aren't we??
Well, YES, say Jax, then start cry and bellow, ROO ROO ROO BOOO HOOOO, I DON'T WANT BOWSER TO GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT ME ROO ROO . . .
Chill, Conehead, say Ethel, I'm sure when they find out what a team you two are, you'll be going, too!!!
But What about Rainy, Bowser (himself) want know?
hmm, say Ethel, that's a VERY good idea, Bowz, but there might be a slight ballast issue there.
Oh dear. Anybody know what Ethel talk about, please let Bowser know!!!
Dear all Bow--
GOOD GOD PEE-BRAIN!!! AREN'T YOU EVER GOING TO GET THIS RIGHT yell Ethel
What matter now? Bowser (himself) ask
Well, for ONE thing, there are only thirty days in November!!!
Oh, think Bowser, that nice! How many roast beefs THAT make?
And for ANOTHER thing (that still Ethel yell, case you not know) It's DECEMBER now!!!
Yeah Bowz, December! Say Ajax
Rainy decide this all very interest, want know, Can you get me another little piece of PIE please, Bowser?
The PIE is all gone Mrs.Tubby, say Ethel
Ajax think minute, say, Yeah, you ate it all already!!!
Rainy say, Bowser, can you make another one for me, pleeeese???
Some day Bowser think, It not easy be Bowser! Everybody say Bowser do this, Bowser do that, Bowser Bowser Bowser . . .
Today Bowser read update on BUDDY!!! If any Bowser friend not get Daily Drool, here it is:
I'm sorry I have been remiss in keeping everyone updated on Buddy. As you may recall Bud is the tiny Basset that has severe angular limb deformities in both of his front legs. WTVBR & MABR have been working together to gethim the appropriate treatment. Bud had surgery on his left leg at the University of Missouri Vet Hospital in August. He is doing fabulous! Since Bud spent the first year of his life walking on his left wrist the soft tissues were severely damaged. We are waiting to see if the soft tissue strengthens enough to support his weight properly before performing anymore procedures on that leg. In the meantime, we have been patiently waiting for his doctors to fit him into their crazy schedules so that his right leg can be fixed up.
If you haven't seen Bud's story or would like to check for updates please visit/bookmark
for the latest obedience classes and is becoming more social. His favorite game isTug-O-War! When it comes to Tug-O-War he's a little pitbull and can evenhold his own against a 65 pound Bassador.
MABR is selling calendars to help benefit the Bassets rescued by MABR and to help defray some of the costs associated with Buddy's care. This is a one ofa kind calendar. To place an order please visit the website http://fetchitgraphics.com/MABR/calendar.htm
Even if you don't need a calendar please look at the website. Anne & Brett created the website and it is absolutely adorable.
Please feel free to email me with questions about Bud at email@example.com
I promise to let everyone know when he finally goes in for surgery.
And GUESS WHAT??? Guess who maybe get be MR DECEMBER???
your pal Bowser!!!
BOWSER PUBLIC SAFETY ANNOUNCE!!!!
You see this woman come at you, try feed you something, you say NO NO NO!!! Bowser tell me ALL ABOUT YOU!!!
Bowser just in kitchen, mind own Bowser-business, when out come Bowser mom! Then out come Rainy! Bowser mom open big white Bowser-head-catcher, Rainy jump IN! Bowser mom say no no no, Raiy, then get Rainy crunch-orange (HOICK PAH-TUEY!!!). Everybody know, crunch-orange very very bad for Bowser! Then Ajax come, then Ethel come, Bowser mom say, you want a carrot, too? Give everybody crunch orange. Then she say, that's it, all the carrots are gone. Bowser try act very very sad. Like him delicate feeling very very hurt him not get nasty crunch-orange like everybody else.
Oh dear, it WORK! Bowser mom say, here Bowz, get knife cut off piece something in head catcher, give Bowser. Him take over rug, think oh, luck luck, BOwser very luck boy!!! then OH DEAR spit out -- POISON!!! Bowser mom give him great big piece POISON PIE!!! This even more HOICK-PAH-TUEY than crunch orange!!!
Oh, him feel so sad, feel so bad, sit, look piece poison pie, should be soo good, taste sooo bad! Then Rainy come, suck up poison pie just like big fat machine!!! Then lick up spot on rug, eat whole crust, smack Rainy-lips, say, MMMMMmmmm, PUMPKIN!
HIM KNEW IT!!!!
Today Bowser house, SNOW!!! This mean no dog have get up!!! Or maybe get up just little bit, have little bit go-pee, then little bit breakfast, then go back bed!!!
Last night Bowser mom have re-do Bowser new picture from yesterday. She say lots lots words Bowser not know how spell, then something about corrupt file. So today she have put new picture back up, not EXACT same as yesterday, but here go!
That right secret Bowser Blog code?
Ethel say, it's better than usual, but you know technically, it should be 112801
Yeah, technically! say Ajax
What ohone mean? Bowser wonder
In case you're wondering what the 01 means, Squidlips, it stands for the year. This IS the year 2001 you know.
Oh dear! Bowser think this very very complicate business!
Then Ethel say, but don't depend on it, because pretty soon it's going to be the year 2002.
Well Bowser just have THINK abut that! This seem like Ethel make up very very ETHEL rules and change all the time, just confuse Bowser!
And while you're at it, Mermaid Butt, you know your blog would not be quite so boring if it were a little more interactive.
Yeah, say Ajax, interactive!
That funny, Bowser think, everybody say Bowser VERY ACTIVE for boy him age!
What I'm trying to say, Bowser, is do people know your email address, so that they can send you things to include in your blog?
oh dear, what Ethel talk bout now?
Do you even KNOW your email address, BOWSER?
him have think little bit. Then maybe think little bit more. OH! Him get it! oneonetwoeightohone, right?
I just gave you a VERY LARGE hint, BOWSER!
Oh. Him email address Bowser? But that Bowser NAME!!! Him think everything get very very complicate here!!! Him name used be number 9, now it Bowser, then him secret code used be oneonetwoseven, now it oneoneeight, now it suppose be 01, then maybe sometime when Bowser not pay attention it change to 02. Him think maybe it time for little snack!!!
Oh dear! That not mean Bowser COMMUNIST???
Don't worry about it, Bowz, say Ajax, remember what I read you that biography of Karl Marx last summer?? Remember. . .
Oh dear! Bowser know this get bore, very very bore! Now, him say, everybody need be quiet, so Bowser write him Blog!!!
Dear All Bowser Friend, him just like say MOST him Bowser word all use up all ready!!! You want write Bowser Blog? Bowser like very much hear from friend, but not about number, secret code, or very bore life Karl Marx!!! Him address over there, on green LEEFS!!!
That would be on the LEFT, say Ethel
Yeah, the LEFT, say Ajax!
Your left, my right, say Ethel
Dear all Bowser Friend, Today Bowser very very bore. him get up very early,go walk, get today Bowser Blog secret code figure out, then him need have little bit nap, after!!! In Maine, it still rain, still very very dark, drear, so him have think up most excite LAST NIGHT news!
Yeah, Ethel say, Tell them about how you flipped over the food can and scared yourself so bad you had to run away and then you crashed into the water dish and almost flipped that, too, Squid Lips!
Ajax say, Yeah, Bowz, that was good!
Maybe him need begin again, not so much HELP this time?? Dear all Bowser Friend, last night Bowser mom go big white Bowser Head catcher, get little bit something drink. Then come Rainy
Ethel say, you should point out to them what a TANK Rainy is, and how SLIM I am!
Yeah, say Ajax, she's so big she could SQUISH me
Okay, Rainy, very very TANK, come waddle waddle waddle waddlewaddlewaddlewaddlewaddlewaddlewaddlewaddle
fast as Rainy feet go, crash bang, knock Bowser mom FLAT ON FLOOR!!!
Then what, Bowz? say Ajax
Then, like him TRY say all along in between interrupt, Rainy dive in big white Bowser head-catcher, steal great big TURKEY LEG!!! Then Rainy go off, fastwaddlefastwaddlefastwaddlefastwaddlefastwaddle
Bowser mom get up, yell out lots lots words Bowser not know how spell, go after Rainy!!!
ROO ROO ROO!!! Who won, Bowz? say Ajax
Oh come on Conehead, say Ethel, you watched the whole thing happen!
I just wanted to help with the dramatic element, say Ajax
Bowser(himself) just like say, Bowser mom get back turkey leg, put safe-away in big white Bowser head-catcher, everybody live happy-ever-after!!! Well, maybe not Rainy, who sit up all night go whine whine whine, stare at big white Bowser head catcher.
Now him have go start beg-breakfast! also maybe do little bit think about Ajax drama-elephant business -- what he mean by that???
Dear all Bowser Friend,
WAIT JUST MINUTE!!! Him up all night crash around kitchen go moan groan, MOOF MOOF MOOF try drive secret code oneonetwofive into him head, now Ajax tell him it oneonetwoSIX???
Ethel say, it's a good thing you've got that Conehead to keep you straight.
Today, Bowser get very sad news. Him friend Archie die. This many many Bowser friend die already this year. Captain, Dodger, Rufus, little Maddy die, Bacall die, even Bowser very best sweetest girlfriend Peachy die! Him think, it hurt very very bad when friend dies. Him also think, it very very GOOD that all him friend get rescue, have very nice home and family who love them before they die. That way, they get be little bit KING and QUEEN first!
Now him have go make lots racket, act like him about die if Bowser mom not get him his SUPPER!!!
Dear all Bowser Friend, wait just minute, him have ask Ajax why him suppose say "Mainedate-oneonetwofive" right at very beginning.
Oh! Ajax say, that's just the way it's done, Bowz!
Ethel say, What are you, Captain QUIRK now, too?
Oh dear. Well, Dear all Bowser Friend. Today Bowser (Himself) vow begin him very own weblog! Every day, maybe two, three day, him write most excite Bowser news! Today, him just like say, him get up!!! It most fabulous day get up, because it so dark & rain outside, him get get up, go walk, then go back bed!!! This very good for a boy. It just like Ben-Jam-Frank-lin say "Early bed, early rise, early back bed again make a boy wise!" -- also maybe little bit hungry!!!